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Wouldn’t Ah! The rat’s in the house! be yummy as a chip? Sounds like they’ve got a few more problems right now than a new chip. Call the exterminator, guys.

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Wouldn’t Cool Ranch Food Grade Silicone be yummy as a chip? You’d eat it. You know you would. #DoUsAFlavor

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Wouldn’t Hot n Spicy Prediabetes be yummy …. hang on … while … I catch … my breath. #DoUsAFlavor

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Wouldn’t mDNA & BBQ be yummy as a chip? It’s an essential part of you! #DoUsAFlavor

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Wouldn’t Old Man & The Sea be yummy as a chip? I don’t know. Sounds like I’d have to fight it too much. #DoUsAFlavor

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Wouldn’t Sugar Ros be yummy as a chip? Wouldn’t it! #DoUsAFlavor

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Wouldn’t Half-Empty Bag be yummy as a chip? Hasn’t it always? #DoUsAFlavor

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But watching Channing Tatum trip along with Charlize Theron was like watching a Marine turning to lead with stones in his shoes. Maybe it was better live.